- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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