Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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