- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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