- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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