- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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