- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I have an idea! You leave.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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