A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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