- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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