- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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