Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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