- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

woman's rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Faithful men.

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