- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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