- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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