What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Knock knock... Home invasion

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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