Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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