what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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