what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

The Labour Party.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Anti Joke

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