- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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