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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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