- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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