- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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