- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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