Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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