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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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