What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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