Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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