- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

David Cameron

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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