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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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