A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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