- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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