- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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