Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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swag

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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