What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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