- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A terrorist robs a walrus.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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