Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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