- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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