- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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