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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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