What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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