What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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