There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

scraggle is in you pillow case

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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