Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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womans rights...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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