- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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