what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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