- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Pain Olympics.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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