- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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