- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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