- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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