roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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