One, two, three, four and five

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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