Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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