- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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