- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.