- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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