Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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