- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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