Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There's my tractor.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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