how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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