- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

NEVER

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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