- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Lil Wayne

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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