- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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