- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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