- Anti Joke

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.