- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Fat? Jesse Z

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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