- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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