- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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