- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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