- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Women.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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