- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why? Why not?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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