What is better than life? Nothing.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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