- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

well use a tissue!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

ur gey

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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