- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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