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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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