- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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