A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Shltskc gw? G

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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