Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

HOLY COW!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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