An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Anti Joke

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