How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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