Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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