What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Anti Joke

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