Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What page are you on The gay page.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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