Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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