What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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