- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What is white and long? A New York winter

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

. . I am a whale

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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