- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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