I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

George W. Bush

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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