- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

hers a joke... japanese people

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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