Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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