What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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No it doesnt..

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Pickles

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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