What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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