- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

i have two hands.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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