Beka has AIDS

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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