- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Eric is gay Ha

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