If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Obama = ebola

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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