Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I C U P White stuff

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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poo

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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