What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I think everybody should have a penis.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

BIG MAC'S

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what came first the chicken or the chips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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