- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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