what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

AIDS

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What is 9+10? 19

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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