What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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