- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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