Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock knock, COME IN!

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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