Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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salad days!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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