- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A American seeking into mexico

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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