- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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