- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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