Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

all these jokes are horrible now

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Tunechi

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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