Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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