- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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