Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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