- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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