- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why so serious ?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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