- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Faithful men.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Yo Momma So Fat!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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