A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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this website is a bad joke

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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