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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Chuck Norris.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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