- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

knock knock... ...no answer

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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