What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What page are you on The gay page.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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