What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

You were born.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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