- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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