Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Justin Beiber

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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