- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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