LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

ejaculation JLR

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Jeff

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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